STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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