Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
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omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
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Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
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