It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
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Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
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I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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