the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
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med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
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Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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