Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
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I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
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Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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