This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
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He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
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Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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