Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
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I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
...
Exactly.
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Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
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