Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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