so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Randomize
