y did u give ur computer a hand job?
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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