Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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