i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
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Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
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"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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