Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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