so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Randomize
