He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
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its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
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Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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