Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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