well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Randomize
