Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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