ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
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Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
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I tried to put my heels in the coat check
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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