So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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