Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
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No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
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Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
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