Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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