That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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