New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
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The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
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No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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