Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
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i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
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I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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