fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
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So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
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It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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