He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
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All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
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6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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