Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Randomize