What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
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Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
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No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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