Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
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Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
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Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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