My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
2020 sucks, I want a refund
Randomize