Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
