The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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