So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
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Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
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All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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