Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
And then he peed in my hair
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