Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
