Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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