That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
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Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
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He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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