hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
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The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
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I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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