lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
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After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
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Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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