Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
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You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
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Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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