i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
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so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
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I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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