hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I'm like, not good at living.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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