I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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