Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
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This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
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I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Everclear isn't food dammit
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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