No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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