I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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