i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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