I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
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Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
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I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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