I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
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I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
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Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
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