Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Be still, my beating vagina.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
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