I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
areolas are like halos for boobs.
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On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
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A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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