bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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