This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
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im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
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At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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