But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
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adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
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You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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