People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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